He should enter Britain's Got Talent, all he would need is for someone
to sing opera while he hoovers up Platform 2...

At the bus stop at Norwich Rail Station

I was writing a long blog post by email from my phone. I had not
finished but had to leave 'Mail' to make a call. I press the 'Home'
button, make the call, touch the 'Mail' icon, expect to return to the
email I was writing. It is not there.

Not even the option to save an email as a draft half way through.

Rubbish.

Tuesday morning, 7am. How can it all go wrong this early in the day?